February 2011
January 2011
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Chuck E. Cheese
holdon4theride:
Your mom tells you ” We’re going to Chuck E. Cheese:
You walk into Chuck E. Cheese like:
You’re eating pizza like:
Getting Tickets:
Little kids try to steal your tickets:
If you see a token on the ground:
You hit on MILF’s like:
If you see tickets just sitting in the machine:
Every time Chucky comes out in the mouse suit:
Then you leave and go back to...
I spent over a day and a half downloading...
alexisdanger:
and it has no sound! Does anyone know how i can fix this?
go to a redbox and rent it like everyone else? just a suggestion though.
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Always upset when my phone's getting no play-
shesubsists:
But, then I realize it’s because I ignore the people that text me.. daily. Those girls/boys have lost their faith in me.
it’s just never the right people
it never is.
Always upset when my phone's getting no play-
shesubsists:
But, then I realize it’s because I ignore the people that text me.. daily. Those girls/boys have lost their faith in me.
it’s just never the right people
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Watch“Bitch, you came back all the way over here for another ass whoopin.”
“Gwon head & go home baby.”
“Y’all gonna have to get off my car now… Get off my car.”
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Sooo last week
I got fired, then was asked to come back. One of my managers who doesn’t like me was kinda happy to see me go. And when I came back she kept shootin me looks. So now I’m just sittin back like
Oh, and now that I’m back, I kinda just walk around with an unearned sense of accomplishment. I mean come on, I was fired then they asked to come back… Like who does that?
“You know what we call gay marriage in Canada? Marriage.”
– some guy I met the other night at a bar (via girl-detective)
