January 2012
How teens and adults text
teacupanatomy:
pagsy:
hoyitsjcbayan:
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
LITERALLY SO RELEVANT
100% accurate oh my god.
December 2011
tumblr:
me:
tumblr:
me:
tumblr:
me: well... i better be on my way now, i've got to wake u-
tumblr: no
me: ok
derpes:
my mouth said no homo but my heart said all the homos
says half of my graduating class
When 'Love on Top' comes on:
fuckyesbeyonce:
First comes the beat:
Then it starts to pick up:
Then it gets faster:
& the ending:
netscapeshawty:
warmachinetumblr:
netscapeshawty:
oj juiceman the only rapper to rock lots of ice and still look heavily broke
THIS IS TRUE AS HELL OJ WILL BE DRIPPED OUT WITH 1,000,000 WORTH OF ICE ON AND SOME SIZE 44 ACID WASHED JEAN SHORTS AND A COOGI SWEATER HE STOLE FROM HIS DRUNK UNCLE
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
inacalicodress:
houseofjathan:
annietheawkwarddork:
burnintotheground:
beeeleenn:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^
no god why is this back
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
I hate when I meet someone I facebook stalk(ed) and I have to try my hardest not to talk about things that I already know about them.
Their general interests
Their parent’s names
Their prom date’s name
That one funny video on their profile from 5 months ago
tsarcasm:
i try to stay away from facebook
0.003 seconds later i am looking at some random girl’s mom’s profile
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: tastybitch69@aol.com
Watch
This boy’s uncle gave him a shake weight for christmas.
Watch-ryan:
#Beyonce being a hoodrat
